Just sayin...

This oughta tangle

your

Thoughts

"Granny in the good ole days"

I got this email this week,

and

I just have to share it with you!

There are some really great Nursing Homes out

there in the country, so if you are one of them,

please do not take offense here,

there are some great, really really

GREAT

Assisted Living Facilities as well.

I met a woman recently who has chosen to live

on

A CRUISE SHIP

rather than an Assisted Living Facility!

NOW

that is an idea that I think is really worthy

of pursuing...

Humor, it's all about attitude and humor

especially in the dark months,

particularly as we approach the stress, the

wonderment

the

joy

of Thanks-Giving

and the day after

when

the ga-zillions will be out in force

with coffee in their systems

and

a wild and crazed look in their eyes

and hit the malls

for those

90% off sales

and that one of a kind most remarkable gift

in their minds

Now where was I???

Oh yes, the email that I am just bound to share with all who gather here...

Here's the way it should be:

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
This would correct two things in one motion:


Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc.
They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.
They would have constant video montering, so they would be helped instantly... if they fell or needed assistance.


Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
All meals and snacks would be brought to them.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.


Simple clothing - IE. shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.
There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.
Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.
They would receive daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.
The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.

'BIF'






As for the criminals:
They would receive cold food.
They would be left alone and unsupervised.
They would receive showers once a week.
They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.
They would have no hope of ever getting out.
"Sounds like justice to me!"

Ride on

Granny

across the galaxies

STOMP

Are ya laughing with me this morning?

Wherever you are

Whatever you are doing

Give it your best!

The fire is burning here

with thoughts on the wind

to all.

Walk In Beauty,

DRSES

http://www.drsherryeshowalter.com/

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amazing gift for the holidays?

Visit

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and

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