Legs, Lint Rollers, Snubs, and Surprises

Welp

the Oscars

were held

the Red Carpet was walked!

There were winners, losers

and

Daytona 500 in Florida got rained out!

It's

Monday

folks

and after hearing from the news

there is an outbreak

of

the Flu that has now

hit all the states;

after hearing our warrior who visits here and her son

are both with the "crud and bug"

and

after seeing it on the news,

I believe that same

'bug'

has found its way here,

as

I started to feel

the chill and the sinus

(thinking it was barometric pressure changes from the weather)

or

excitement from my predictions

of the

Oscars

leaving me feeling a bit

weak...

But ohhh no; as night approached

I could tell,

and as my energy

and head felt like a 30 pound bowling ball sitting on my shoulders

now today

leaves me feeling like

someone has invaded my senses

I know that feeling!

CRUD

and I don't like it one bit.

Who we goin to blame?

the news cos' they told my body it is FULL BLOWN FLU TIME

(didn't we just do this in December?)

!!!

So back to the

Oscars!

Have to admit,

didn't get to walk the carpet

or see much of it,

LOVED Billy

as he rode in on his new means of transportation

and mostly loved

when he reached in his pocket and used his remote after that great horse was led off the stage.

Maybe he should

get an Oscar

for hosting the Oscars!

...

Seems our handsome Clooney sat this one out this year...

It's also all over the news that he was

"snubbed"

along with some other

snubs

much more obvious ones

out there!

THE HELP

Definately one of the best movies

I have ever seen!

The story will sear your soul

and leave you wondering

and applaud the strength of the women

who stood through such trying and hard times

with such profound love in their hearts tied to faith, to spirit and to each other

during a time of such hatred and civil unrest

and

still were able to dig deep

in their love of someone elses child with hands and hearts that even a birth mother

could not give.

Yet, it was not awarded best movie

this year.

So sad, because it was courageous

the acting brilliant,

the feelings and score

searing and compelling.

A beautiful acceptance

and

emotional

photograph captured

as

Ocatavia accepted her award

in

The Help,

she was filled with raw and thankful

gratitude.

What a delight to see her stand

and accept her moment of joy

as she thanked all in excitement;

for those she shared so much in her role

and

The Help

was acknowedged!

Yep,

she deserved "props"

from

THE HELP

And of course

we had the

"walk of the carpet"

the colors, the designers,

the "fear of the malfunctions".

Seems the award for that this year goes to

J Lo!

Bravo J Lo you win...

But honestly now,

how is it that anyone gets to be shocked,

or

complain,

or even imagine to be surprised

when designers and the wearers of these dresses

are wearing dresses

cut to their naval?

I mean let's face it,

really?

Is it stylish when one chooses to expose their bodies

and then be "surprised" or call it a wardrobe malfunction

when a dressed is actually designed to be worn so that so much skin is exposed

and

the only thing that is covered is

the nipples of a woman?

Do we; men and women alike really need to see so much flesh?

But what is really funny to me

is that anyone

would call that "wind gust" and the result

a "wardrobe malfunction"!

and

the wonderment!

We had P.Diddy and his assistants

using

a Lint Roller that rolled all over him

as he exited his limo,

as they made sure he was

"fly" was just "perfect"

and

he did a double take in the rear view mirror

BUT

then he went straight to his fans

and

signed autographs

and spent some time with them.

I can't help but laugh,

as I immediately wondered if he is like me and has little 4 legged pomeranians and maybe he let them ride in the limo

...

Then it would make perfect sense to have your own personal lint roller to jump out and

roll all over you!

Now what of

Angelina and the

now famous

"leg pose"?

and later the winners who thrust their leg out almost to the point of needing a hip realignment

by their chiropractor?

That was just too funny!

Yes baby, we know you have a body that just won't quit...

but c'mon now

that thrust was a bit much

unless you were walkin a runway

don't ya think?

I did love the guy who came after to accept an award with others and kept re-adjusting his pose

to match Angelina's

...

Oh the life of the rich and famous

on a night

where

Jack Nicolson is still the

baddest cat in the audience

with his trademark shades on

and

Billy is still the host,

and

for a couple or three hours

we can forget about

rising gas prices

and

the impending dangers of Iran

and

those who

try to blame

our President for all the problems in the world

and

the fact that folks are just crazy

at times.

We can watch and wonder what those stars are thinking

or look to Billy Crystal to have the camera pan the audience and then use his crafty skills

to interpret their look and what is on their minds

while we watch their reactions to his words

and

interpretations

and today we can laugh about it

or critique it,

now wanting to see the very movies

that someone else has deemed worthy!

See how the circles are at work?

How the pepple thrown in the pond ripples out into the universe and its connections?

How I can be sitting here hitting on keys to a keyboard while feeling that

bug/crud that is in full swing in

California/Colorado

now hitting here in Florida

...

How is that/

???

Circles and cycles

stages and phases

surprises

and

amazing graces I guess

...

Speaking of surprises

wonder why

the

Living Proof wasn't nominated?

That is a song

and

a songstress that speaks to the

soul!

Enjoy your day,

I hope you had a marvelous time

at the

Oscars!

Walk in Beauty,

DRSES

keepin it real

www.drsherryeshowalter.com